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be born and die.

Paolo Villaggio said during a radio broadcast, to know the date of his death. Seemingly, it was revealed by a Russian witch, a few years ago.

In my opinion, to know the date of his death would not be bad. And I will be wrong to say that we would live, that we always count the days and so on. etc.. etc.. After all, we spend our lives to count the days: the lack of holidays, as it lacks a break from work, because there is no new car arrival. I do not see what's wrong with counting the days that separate us from our death. Not to mention if you know that when you die, you avoid buying a new car, and consequently, losing the deposit, which these days are two cents more comfortable even in death.

And if you know when you die, you also have a great excuse to reject an invitation side:

-are you coming to see the retrospective of Timor Bekmambetov, famous Russian film director?

-There would come willingly, but unfortunately I have to die.

-Ah. I thought tomorrow.

-No. Tonight.

-You may be the first show.

-I die at seven.

-Azz. Too bad.

-Yeah.

groped and then you change the course of events. Like, if you know, for example, died June 27, 2032, hit by a truck in via Cavour, on that day to avoid going in via Cavour and see what happens. Likely that a truck lost control, break down the wall of your house and overwhelm you while you're in the living room watching the tele. It 's true, die the same, but not in Via Cavour. A way as any to take a last shot of rebellion and be remembered as one who does not submit to the rules.

Well, I find it inconceivable that in these times where now everything is programmable, it is not known with certainty the date of our death. Not to mention that, among other things, knowing when we die we will avoid unnecessary fears and concerns. Let me explain: I'm here and suddenly feel a pain in the chest: now I think: we , a heart attack. Damn cigarettes. If you know that my death is expected in 2028, I do not care of the pain in the chest and live comfortable.

is understood that the suicide attempts would be invalidated at the borderline miraculous. Like, if someone launches from the Eiffel Tower before its date, should you land on a truck carrying mattresses, which accidentally went from there. Or if one decides to shoot, the gun jams, or if he decides to throw himself under a train, the train stops for a fault, two kilometers. before.

short, would also fixed all cases of suicide.

Finally, that night or else you do: I love them all that when they go on radio or television and are made the idiotic questions, shoot two cocks and take all your ass. I want to be famous just for that: not for money or fame, I swear, just to take the piss out of that bunch of assholes who think they are the star (s).