Wednesday, February 2, 2011

How Many Calories In A Small Shrimp

green and yellow striped armchairs.

Just yesterday I was saying that I'm not going to the bank ever. The fact is that the salary will credit me, I often use the ATM and, alas, I did not manage accounts billionaires. So, there I go to the bank? Especially since I also fear that while they are there, and the robbers come take me hostage.

But today it happened that I left home without documents and therefore no cash. And since I needed two cents to buy some things necessities (such as bread, so to speak) and also saw that in my pocket I had a two-euro type stuff and some change, I went to the bank to cash out.

I must say that many things have changed since the last time I was there. In the bank, I say.

Now, for example, there are beautiful green chairs scattered 'anywhere where you can sit while you wait your turn. Then there is the numerino be taken, as over the counter cold cuts coop and there is a yellow stripe near the crates that you can not pass, for "Do not invade the privacy of other customers. As if in a bank's privacy was something to which all adhere.

But what struck me most was a giant screen hanging from the ceiling and passes continuously commercials where you see how the bank will be attentive to your needs and how do its utmost to meet you. You really like that ring with emerald and you can afford it? Your car is falling apart and you do not have the money to change it? You have hot and you have the money for the air conditioner? Want to take your family on vacation, but if the ports then do not eat for six months? Is that all? Go to the bank and there you will be greeted by a gentleman or a lady who are both very attractive, between smiles looks and friendly, you will pay the money you need. And for the repayment of your debt, do not worry: you can do in secular installments at a rate of interest if you apply it Riina take another life sentence.

While entranced watching this, it's my turn.

Checkout I found a very young girl (probably fresh out of college) that seemed out of a manga comic.

-Good morning. Tell me.

-Good morning. I would like to make a withdrawal.

-Good. How much do you need?

-Cento.

-Euro?

No, Rs.

-Rs?

-Si, the Indian currency.

-Ah ... so that aspects ...

-No, I was joking. The euro should be fine, because, coincidentally, are also the currency in this country.

-Ah, it was a joke. Ha ha ha. I did not realize.


Yes, but damn it, but ...

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